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  1. Mod's note: Moved here from Videos/Clips>Funny Stuff section. @jason4181, please check and post to the proper area/board next time!
  2. Valve released the new ranked seasons. All players must play 10 games to recalibrate. A first MMR distribution by medal is available using players’ data. Announced about 20 days ago, the new seasonal ranked system has finally reached the main client. The old MMR is gone and after 10 calibration games you will receive a new shiny medal. Here is all the info provided by Valve: The rank medal represents your best performance level during a season. The seasonal medal never decreases in rank once achieved. The initial calibration games will be based on your previous skill. Only after playing 10 games you will know the new placement. Both your solo and party games are considered when evaluating your skill, but solo games have a bigger impact. There are a total of seven ranks, and each one is composed of five stars to mark your progress towards the next medal. The Ancient and the Divine medals are achievable only through solo-play. The new ranks: Herald, Guardian, Crusader, Archon, Legend, Ancient, and Divine. December 5 update - All medals have been redesigned Image by @wykrhm Valve also expanded the leaderboard system to include more players. Old vs new MMR and Distribution by medal Reddit user clarinetEX - who kindly allowed us to use his data - shared a google form asking players their old and new solo/party MMR, the new medal, stars, number of victories during the calibration games, and more. If you want to contribute, the form is available here. You can find all the info collected so far in this spreadsheet. Using the data from the survey, u/mmrisjustamedal presented a first rough MMR distribution by medal: Herald: 0 - 839 MMR Guardian: 840 - 1679 MMR Crusader: 1680 - 2519 MMR Archon: 2520 - 3359 MMR Legend: 3360 - 4199 MMR Ancient: 4200 - 5039 MMR Divine: 5040 - 5740+ MMR
  3. THERMOMETER Nars : Doc bakit po may thermometer kayo sa tenga? Doktor : Naku! Kaninong pwet kaya ng pasyente naiwan ko ang ballpen ko. Nyahahahahaha.
  4. last week a girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy! She wore a very tight miniskirt and was bra-less on that day. She told me that her sister had to rush somewhere and had instructed her to tell me that she will make up for the meeting later that evening. We are to get married in a few weeks time. After a little chit chat, she whispered that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going to my bedroom,and if you want one last wild fling, just come over and get me.” I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I opened the door and Lo! behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in- law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."