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A marine stationed in Afghanistan for 2 years received a letter from his girlfriend.

Dear John,

I can't bear the long distance relationship.  I've cheated on you twice and it'll be unfair to continue this.  I'm sorry.  Please return back the picture I had sent you.

Take care.



John, being loyal and true to his love for 2 years, was deeply hurt and pissed.  So he gather all the pictures of any girlfriend, cousin, aunt, sisters, etc from his colleagues.  He collected 57 pictures and added Becky's picture, sent it in an envelope with the letter saying:


Dear Becky,

I'm sorry I cannot remember now who the f*ckd you are.  Please take your picture and return the remaining 57 to me.


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