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last week a girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy! She wore a very tight miniskirt and was bra-less on that day. She told me that her sister had to rush somewhere and had instructed her to tell me that she will make up for the meeting later that evening. We are to get married in a few weeks time. After a little chit chat, she whispered that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going to my bedroom,and if you want one last wild fling, just come over and get me.” I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I opened the door and Lo! behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in- law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

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THERMOMETER

Nars : Doc bakit po may thermometer kayo sa tenga?

Doktor : Naku! Kaninong pwet kaya ng pasyente naiwan ko ang ballpen ko.

Nyahahahahaha.

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merged.

note to @jason4181 - post appropriately (one post deleted, inappropriate to this section) and no flooding.  consider this a verbal warning.

 

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