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Words That Should Never Be Translated in Tagalog

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Movies you should never translate to tagalog.

 

1. black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba
2. dead man's chest - dodo ng patay
3. i know what you did last summer - uyy... aminin! 
4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig 
5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the
exchange rate of the country)
6. the blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair
7. mary poppins - si mariang may putok 
8. snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere 
9. the postman always rings twice - ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging
dalawang beses
10. sum of all fears - takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat
11. swordfish - talakitok 
12. pretty woman - ganda ng lola mo 
13. robin hood, men in tights - si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat
14. four weddings and a funeral - kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal,
mamamatay ka rin
15. the good, the bad and the ugly - ako, ikaw, kayong lahat 
16. harry potter and the sorcerer's stone - a*** si harry, tumira ng
sh***u
17. click - isang pindot ka lang
18. brokeback mountain - may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala
/bumigay sa bundok
19. the day of the dead - ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay) 
20. waterworld - basang-basa
21. there's something about mary - may kwan sa ano ni maria
22. employee of the month - ang sipsip
23. resident evil - ang biyenan -- hahaha!!! 
24. kill bill - kilitiin sa bilbil
25. the grudge - lintik lang ang walang ganti 
26. nightmare before christmas - binangungot sa noche buena
27. never been kissed - pangit kasi
28. gone in 60 seconds - 1 round, tulog
29. the fast and the furious - ang bitin, galit
30. too fast, too furious - kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit 
31. dude, where's my car - dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?
32. beauty and the beast - ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
33. the lord of the rings - ang alahero

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Famous Names and their Tagalog Translation

 

Gregorio Talahib – George Bush

Tomas Cruz – Tom Cruise

Macario Maldonado – Mac Donald

Remegio Batungbacal – Remington Steel

Victoria Malihim – Victoria Secret

Bienvenido Jurado – Ben Hur

Juanito Lakarin – Johnny Walker

Federico Hagibis – Federal Express

Esteban Magtaka – Stevie Wonder

Jaime Bondoc – James Bond

Leon Mangubat – Tiger Woods

Eleuterio Ignacio – Electronic Ignition

Burgus Bahag-Hari – Burger King

Kasimiro Bukaykay – Cashmere Bouquet

Maria Calas – Mary Kay

Rogelio Dagdagan – Roger Moore

Topacio Mamaril – Top Gun

Restituto Pruto – Tutti Frutti

Samuel Tampipi – Sam Sonite

Veneracion De Asis – Venereal Disease

Alfonso De Asis – Alzheimer Disease

Francisco Portero – Frank Porter

Diosdado Durante – Deo Dorant

Roberto Controlado – Bert Control

Marcelo Controlado – Muscle Control

Carpio Llanes – Carpool Lanes

Julia Domingo – Holy Sunday

Maria Pascua – Mary Christmas

Ligaya Anonuevo – Happy New Year

Ligaya Almundo – Joy To The World

Ricardo Martinez – Ricky Martin

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Readable but doesn't make any sense, for foreigners..

 

 

Thing none knew see in die
Who bought, who bad
The hill key none taught see in die
Last fog see in die

Fog must done knew see who one
Thin knee tea gas sun
Cash sea see in die
Who bought, who bad
Bull ball money peace.

In knee love bus knee who one
Dean act money in die
Key knee league see who one
The hill be not tea knee in die
Knee love as son see who one
Be thin see in die!

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