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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

nanay: pedro! bumili ako ng isda. hala cge, bangon na dyan at lotoin mo yung isda! pedro: hu! pagud ako nay! WTF?! nanay: ha? ano yun pedro? anu?!! anong WTF ha?!! pedro: ay ii... iii.. WTF gud! Where's The Fish?!

Sa room ng mag-asawa, may pumasok na killer. Killer: Gusto kong malaman ang pangalan ng victim ko bago ko siya patayin. Anong pangalan mo? Wife: Inday po. Killer: Inday din ang pangalan ng nanay ko. Sige, di na kita papatayin..Ikaw anong name mo? Mister: My name is Gary… …but my friends call me Inday! hahahahahahaha

Apo: look at those boats lolo! Lolo: amazing diba, Iho? they are called yachts. Apo: yachts? How do you spell it lolo? ahm,, . . . . . . . Lolo: you are right, Iho, they are boats..

wag sana magpakampanti tong lakers sa nuggets d tulad ng clippers

good news !!! hhhmmmmmp, parang may tao na huhulip sa trono ni madam arroyo ah. c Pnoy kaya ito? abangan ang wheelchair.lol

~Cause you're amazing just the way you are~ Just The Way You Are - Bruno Mars~To me you're just a fairytale~ Last Waltz - Franco

past relationships are like algebra.you look at your X and then look for the reason Y.

...that message,sooo heartwarming. salamat sa pagcare at pag alala

i want u to be a part of me in the future.,in other words i want to marry u..

egg:(mukhang tainga pero mukhang itlog din. ewan. ) panda(mas madali kasi sya lang walang carrot) cat: (nose)

Linkin Park - What I've Done

Buti pa ang China, ipinaglalaban nila kung ano ang paniwala nilang sa kanila.. Pero ako na iyong iyo. pinamigay mo lang sa iba.

What is your favorite line in a song? mine is.. ~I don't mind, I don't care as long as you're here....~All The Same - Sick Puppies