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  1. kamaro

    Best Jokes Ever

    Isang bank manager ang nagugulat sa isang lola na nagde-deposit lagi ng malaking pera kada linggo meron na itong 30 milyon sa bangko at kada linggo ay nadadagdagan pa ito. Nakatuwaan niyang tanungin ang matanda.. Bank Manager: Lola, bakit po ba ang laki ng nade-deposit nyo? Ano po ba ang pinagkikitaan nyo? Lola: Ah mga napanalo ko iyon sa pustahan. Bank Manager: Paanong pustahan? Lola: Ok sige pustahan tayo bukas, 'yung hugis ng itlog mo ay square sa halagang P50k. Magsasama ako ng kaibigan ko para makita! Bank Manager: Ahahaha! O sige, deal po, pero hindi talaga square itong itlog ko. Lola: Makikita natin bukas! Kinabukasan, bumalik ang lola na may kasamang kaibigan. Hinubad na nga ng bank manager ang pantalon at pinakita ang kanyang itlog Hindi nga ito square kaya binigyan ng matanda ng P50K ang bank manager. Bank Manager: Lola eh paano ka nagkakapera doon eh talo ka naman? Bumulong ang matanda sa bank manager at sinabi... Lola: May pustahan din kami ng kasama ko sa halagang P500K na ipapakita mo ang itlog mo sa harapan namin.
  2. kamaro

    Best Jokes Ever

    MISIS : Hon, delayed ako sa regla ng one month. Pero wag mong ipagsabi sa iba kasi nakakahiya. Kinabukasan may dumating na taga-MERALCO sa bahay nila. MERALCO : Ma'am, delayed po kayo...one month. MISIS : Ha!? Pa'no mo nalaman? MERALCO : Nasa record po namin. MISTER : Aba! Bakit naka-record dyan na delayed ang MISIS ko? MERALCO : Kung gusto nyong mawala ang record, magbayad kayo. MISTER : Eh kung ayokong magbayad? MERALCO : Eh di puputulan ho namin kayo. MISTER : Tarantado ka pala eh! Ano'ng gagamitin ng MISIS ko!? MERALCO : Pwede naman ho siyang gumamit ng kandila.
  3. kamaro

    Best Jokes Ever

    A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
  4. kamaro

    Best Jokes Ever

    nanay: pedro! bumili ako ng isda. hala cge, bangon na dyan at lotoin mo yung isda! pedro: hu! pagud ako nay! WTF?! nanay: ha? ano yun pedro? anu?!! anong WTF ha?!! pedro: ay ii... iii.. WTF gud! Where's The Fish?!
  5. kamaro

    Best Jokes Ever

    Sa room ng mag-asawa, may pumasok na killer. Killer: Gusto kong malaman ang pangalan ng victim ko bago ko siya patayin. Anong pangalan mo? Wife: Inday po. Killer: Inday din ang pangalan ng nanay ko. Sige, di na kita papatayin..Ikaw anong name mo? Mister: My name is Gary… …but my friends call me Inday! hahahahahahaha
  6. kamaro

    Best Jokes Ever

    Apo: look at those boats lolo! Lolo: amazing diba, Iho? they are called yachts. Apo: yachts? How do you spell it lolo? ahm,, . . . . . . . Lolo: you are right, Iho, they are boats..
  7. wag sana magpakampanti tong lakers sa nuggets d tulad ng clippers
  8. good news !!! hhhmmmmmp, parang may tao na huhulip sa trono ni madam arroyo ah. c Pnoy kaya ito? abangan ang wheelchair.lol
  9. ~Cause you're amazing just the way you are~ Just The Way You Are - Bruno Mars~To me you're just a fairytale~ Last Waltz - Franco
  10. past relationships are like algebra.you look at your X and then look for the reason Y.
  11. ...that message,sooo heartwarming. salamat sa pagcare at pag alala
  12. i want u to be a part of me in the future.,in other words i want to marry u..
  13. egg:(mukhang tainga pero mukhang itlog din. ewan. ) panda(mas madali kasi sya lang walang carrot) cat: (nose)
  14. Buti pa ang China, ipinaglalaban nila kung ano ang paniwala nilang sa kanila.. Pero ako na iyong iyo. pinamigay mo lang sa iba.
  15. What is your favorite line in a song? mine is.. ~I don't mind, I don't care as long as you're here....~All The Same - Sick Puppies
  16. Nais ko lang buhayin ang section na to kasi kadalasan sa mga members dito, sa mga hot topics lang laging mag post. tulad ng Pinay sections. so mga ka APS. post your Whogoat moments here. Buti pa and danger zone makapaghanda kapa..Pero sa seen zone, damage is done.
  17. okay lang naman po yung may ads kasi nga yan ang nag silbing pang maintenance ng site nato. kaso lang ang laki kasi 3 pa. nag baka sa kali lang po ako na matangal once naka log in kana. salamat mga bossing. pag tiisan ko nalang to.
  18. Good day mga boss, pwede po ba na matangal yung mga ads pag naka log in kana? kasi every time na mag reload ka ng page, lalabas din kasi yang mga fb ads na yan 3 pa. nakakabaliw lang kasi panay click ng close button. kung pwd lang po. salamat.
  19. ang ganda naman ng cp na yan o. blackberry ba yan?
  20. kamaro

    Best Jokes Ever

    TEACHER : class what are ur dreams ?LEON : i want to be a doctor !GRACE : i want to be an accountant !FRANKLIN : i want to be a lawyer !NENE : i want to have many children!TEACHER : JUAN how about you ?JUAN : i..ii..iii.... i want to help NENE in her dreams !!HAHAHA!
  21. kamaro

    Best Jokes Ever

    A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu."I'm sorry sir, but I am blind, and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there."A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal, pays and leaves.Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man.""I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."Same thing happens, the blind man ordered the food, eats, pays and leaves.He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting."Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey! I didn't know that Mary worked here?"
  22. kamaro

    Best Jokes Ever

    Sa bus. Nagpapa-dede ang isang misis sa kanyang anak pero ayaw dumede ang bata.MISIS: (galit) Kung ayaw mong dumede, ibibigay ko 'to sa lalakeng katabi ko!After 20 minutes, ayaw pa din dumede ang bata.MISIS: (mas lalong nagalit) Ayaw mong dumede, huh? Ibibigay ko na talaga 'to dito sa lalakeng katabi ko!LALAKE: Misis, kailangan mo nang magdesisyon. Kanina pa ako dapat bumaba, eh.
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